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submitted 9 months ago by Spot@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Let me tell you something, petaQ. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a disruptor out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "beep".
Kahless!
You said it, loD. Nobody fucks with the Kahless.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Sometimes you eat the targ, sometimes the targ eats you"

"Is that like an eastern thing?"

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 5 points 9 months ago

Far from it, dude.

[–] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

How many times is this going to get reposted?

[–] oKtosiTe@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

More often than a Starfleet captain giving an impassioned speech about doing the right thing.

At least twice for every Data head tilt.

I’ve heard that every time this is reposted Worf gets thrown across a room and Voyager gets a bonus torpedo.

[–] Spot@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I dunno. Hadn't seen it here yet. Seen some stuff I already posted, reposted here before so never thought it mattered. Is there a limit? Did I break a rule?

[–] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No I don’t believe you broke a rule or anything, I was just being ornery. I feel as if I’ve seen it a dozen times in the last week.

Carry on!

[–] Spot@startrek.website 3 points 8 months ago

Sweet. Really, I may miss whole batches as sometimes they come so quick but, if I see something funny I feel like I gotta share it here so everyone gets the funny too.

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

It's new to me.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Who the fuck is this guy, man?

[–] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

Nods approvingly

[–] qjkxbmwvz@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 9 months ago

Shut the fuck up, Alexander! You're out of your element.