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Horror rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 31 points 10 months ago (4 children)

A horror movie begins with a group consisting of a himbo, his black friend, his ditzy hot girlfriend and his doting grandmother, who dies first?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everyone dies but Grandma because she's the murderer.

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 11 points 10 months ago

Touché

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

No one dies, grandma inducts them all into the cult.

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Whoever has sex first.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Only if you’re playing by cabin in the woods rules.

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

If there's only one attractive woman in the group she survives.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 10 points 10 months ago

Don't you mean they were haunted to extinction :3

[–] smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

#this is not how you use hashtags