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Tyson Promises Meatpackers Who Die From Coronavirus Will Not Go To Waste (2020) (www.theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] rotten_healer@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Uhm... Soylent Green?

[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The taste varies person to person

[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

You could say it's a matter of personal taste.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 10 months ago

Can't afford to waste food in this economy!:-P