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Boss Impressed By What A Friendless Loser Hardworking Employee Must Be (www.theonion.com)
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[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 9 points 1 year ago

"You're nothing but a soulless tool for my company to exploit and then dismiss. That's awesome."