this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2024
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[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Girl, you're so beautiful you could be a waitress.
Or a part time model.

[–] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Spending part of your time modeling.
And part of your time next to meeeeeeeee

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You would definitely be in the top 3 hottest girls on the street

(Depending on the street!)

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

Then I do my moves. I do my dance moves.
Both of my dance moves.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 46 points 10 months ago

Coward. The damage is done, missed the chance at higher still glory.

[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Why do guys like this always have half their face cut off in their profile picture?

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Phantom of the Opera

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Because he's saying bye

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] evidences@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I worked with a dude years ago in retail that legit did this on purpose to around four women we worked with. It didn't work well for him.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

It is not enough to be loved. One must be preferred.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

Dude heard "shoot your shot" and took Manyshot.

[–] Damaskox@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] MrBubbles96@lemmy.ml 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I understand it right:

Bardbarian

Bard = he's got game

(Bar)barian = he's still not very bright (adding a handful of chicks you wanna flirt with to a single chat...yeah, not a good idea lol)

[–] Damaskox@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Ah cool, thanks! 😂

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Guess you didn't make the cut.

Doesn't sound like you missed out on much 🤷