I feel attacked.
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2023
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This guy use windev
He's copy and pasting uaing the right click menu
Older scrum masters during the daily standup and trying to do live updates to the JIRA board
Turned 15 minute meeting into 30 minutes at times lol.
I let my stand-in scrummy drive the TFS board this morning. In adding a PBI to the sprint he typed the iteration manually (a pretty long path name), rather than clicking the context menu and selecting "current iteration"
Just recently got familiar with using multiple cursors in my ide. They're much more useful than I thought they'd be
Hey, maybe I just don’t wanna use both hands
Mommm, help...
This is what training new folks looks like. Even something as simple as a browser; watching someone click into the address bar and hit enter just to refresh the page, hurts my soul.
La* torture
Where's that comic about the guy watching someone Google a spare part and not use any of the search hacks?
This seems very sexual