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C-130 rollin down the strip,
64 ponies on a one way trip,
Mission clop secret, destination unknown,
Don’t even know if they’re ever prancin home.
Stand up, hook up, trot to the door,
Jump right out at the count of four,
If my main don’t open wide,
It’s likely because a horse was not designed for the parachute and this resulted in a disaster.
Please tell me you didn't use chatgpt for this.
Big whiff. If you're going to make fun of an activist organization at least make it a good joke.
It's PETA, those dipshits claimed that milk causes autism.
They're also the organization that steals pets from people's yard and puts them in PETA's all kill shelter.
Stole pet*
And the two employees responsible for it were immediately fired because they went against PETA'S own guidelines
This is like boycotting Burger King because they stick their feet in the lettuce
Edit: and, speaking as someone who once worked at an animal shelter, it's a wildly unpopular opinion but kill shelters are a necessity. Especially ones like PETA's, which provides end-of-life care. I could link to the pictures of the kind of animal they put to sleep, but I don't think you want to see dogs who are more tumor than dog, or cats who are missing most of their skin. It's easy to look at your own pet and imagine how horrific it would be for them to be euthanized. It's harder to look at a cat who can't eat because his mouth is essentially one large ulcer. A cat that I had to take care of. A cat that had to suffer for months because we were a no-kill shelter.