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[–] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

What about a gaming mouse that "adjusts DPI settings in real-time, ensuring that your cursor movements are always accurate and fluid?"

??????

this is completely incoherent

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Well you know how everyone loooves mouse smoothing and mouse acceleration and definitely leaves both of those things on? Well what if an inscrutable black box algorithm randomly applied one or the other at any time!? It'll be perfect and definitely a thing anyone tolerates!"

[–] roux@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

This is exactly where my brain went. Fucking lunacy.

[–] lurkerlady@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

i bet it i will have a 1 second delay too

[–] buh@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The year is 2045. Gamer AIs scream slurs at other gamer AIs, nobody plays video games anymore, and the world has once again touched grass.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Hays was the head of the American arm of Interact, the company behind the GameShark, during its heyday. More recently, he and AI Shark's Chief Technology Officer built a Bitcoin gift card company called BitCard. That company hasn't posted on social media since May 2023; as best as I can tell, the cards are no longer available for sale.

Lmao from grift to grift

[–] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Speaking as a competitive fighting game player who has traveled to tournaments: even if this wasn't banned (it would be) and operated the way they say it will in theory (it won't) this would still be, no hyperbole, one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard in my life. The macro suggestions are nothing but windows hotkeys brought to a gamepad, and a controller or joystick which does the equivalent of "adjusts DPI settings in real-time, ensuring that your cursor movements are always accurate and fluid" is completely bass-ackwkards and completely misses the key feature(s) that actually defines a quality controller: durability and consistency.

This is cringe I know but: the entire point of investing in a high end controller is the understanding that the hardware is strong and the flesh is weak. A sanwa plunger or mechanical key will trigger the same response in engine the same way every time. That's the whole point: its up to the pilot to train themselves to hit it on the right frame. A button or a joystick that dynamically changes to do what a dumb algorithm has decided I'm trying to do sounds like a special level of hell for someone like me.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We already have the perfect controller steering-device

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

smdh woke moralists can't handle raw gaming performance

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Someone needs to go back in time to the-doohickey Yoko Taro lmao

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

volcel-judge Do NOT shine a black light on those controllers.

[–] nightshade@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Oh god, they named it "XGPT". This has got to be the fastest I've seen marketers devalue the meaning of a word.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

If I wanted a brainless autopilot trained on the average gameplay experience but fundamentally struggles to react in time to novel or demanding gameplay segments I would just play the game myself

wait

[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

So it's aimbot with machine learning? Ok.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

We're probably zero years away for people making mass market cheat hardware for online games. I know such things have existed black market forever, but this is exactly what they'll do; they'll say "it's using predictive AI!" or someshit when really it's just cheating.

I'm honestly pumped to see the war between mass market cheat hardware and game companies. It's gonna be a blast and the only people who lose are gamers

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Welp they already destroyed UHD movie disk playing capabilities on PCs with their hardware level shitfuckery. It introduced a bunch of hardware level security holes that they couldn't patch out. It got so bad even Intel and Cyberlink just gave up. Wouldn't put it past them.

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The anti-cheat DRM is going to be like locked GPUs/CPUs that Epic, etc. will sign off on with Intel and AMD and will operate at a firmware level.

Edit: I need to read other people's responses more often.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

You definitely shouldn't ever read my posts though, for your own good

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

yeah it seems like the point is probably to try and make cheats built into the hardware itself so that it's hard to detect by game developers. like how many cheats have tell-tale signs. capitalism and gamer-gulag have created a game cheating arms race

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

About 13 years ago I was doing lots of sketchy criminal stuff on the Web. I remember one guy I would work with on game hacks for MMOs had made a PCI card and was selling it for like 2000 USD. It pilfered Counter-Strike game data from certain GeForce cards over the SLI bridge. The card itself wasn't visible to the OS, therefore bypassing all anti-cheat, and merely rendered the wallhacks in crude wireframe on a second monitor which was connected to it. I don't think he had the hardware to show it off, but it should have been using the alpha channel correctly so that with the right A/V equipment the wallhacks could be overlaid on the monitor being used to actually play.

[–] Sinistar@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Love it when people just slap the latest tech buzzword into a product to attract investors

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

Fuckin', they still haven't made a good Virtual Boy controller for emulating on devices. 8bitdo just started doing those Sega Saturn-style 6-button controllers with the dual analog sticks which might be OK. No WonderSwan emulation-friendly controller. Maybe satisfy some of these niches first before making another XBOX One controller knock-off, you hacks.