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The kids are alright (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by SolarNialamide@lemmy.world to c/internetfuneral@lemmy.world
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[-] Polydextrous@lemmy.world 69 points 10 months ago

Woke moralist: wait—you guys are getting paid?

[-] Ghost33313@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago

I could totally use a third revenue stream for just doing what I already am! Where do we sign?

[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

Most jobs are shit, do whatever make you happy kids.

What's bother me is why the percent of the top 8 are added to 135.54%? ... maybe some kids are going for Tik-Tok Train Robbers

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 23 points 10 months ago

You need 1.3554 jobs to make it today in this economy

[-] Agamemnon@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I wonder how many of these could be combined into one job description.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Not enough of the survey taker's generation wanted to be mathematicians apparently.

[-] kool_newt@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

My high-school career counselor didn't tell me about these options!

[-] Candelestine@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Aight ... highwayman down at 8th? And three spots below bureaucrat? And crisis actor at 9th? Know how hard it is to break into acting?

Fake.

[-] bilb@lem.monster 9 points 10 months ago

Up yours, woke moralists! We'll see who cancels who!

[-] Neato@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hooray! I'm already a bureaucrat! The fifth most popular job.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

You're not a bureaucrat if you're not joyless

Turn in your badge and have your desk empty by 5.

[-] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 5 points 10 months ago

“Highwaymen: Train Robber” - more that’s something to strive for.

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I’m guessing this is a joke but what context? Also is that a silver hand at the bottom?

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 10 months ago

It's a hand casting a shadow on the projected image.

[-] SolarNialamide@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The context is it's funny

[-] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Tag yourself. I'm "AirBnB squatter."

[-] SolarNialamide@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'm holy fool

[-] moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago
  1. Wizard
[-] Sentinian@lemmy.one 3 points 10 months ago

I'd literally do any of these for money instead of working at the place now. (Or any place other place honestly)

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

What's today's kid's version of "STAND AND DELIVER!"

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