you like kissing commons don’t you
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As an elf-skinned horn beast, I'll kiss All the commons and suck All of the fens!
Oh this is just the thing for playing bard, and casting "vicious mockery" several times per combat
Remove your seven least favorite entries from each column, then you can generate an insult by rolling 3d20
Or add 3 to each column, get D30's, and be extra!
Who am I kidding, I'd be on D100's by the 2nd session...
That's a good idea, saving this image for later. Thanks!
So when Leia calls Han a "low-down, stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder" she was getting Shakespearean on him?
Playing a bard in BG3 be like...
Someone should write a script that spits out a Shaksperean insult
Ah, rule 35
"If not, start uploading"?
If you can name it, somebody has already written a script that does it.
"You gorbellied, beef-witted fustilarian dewberry!" kind of has a certain je ne sais quoi to it, don't you think?