this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2024
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[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 44 points 7 months ago (2 children)

People like this are the worst. They'll say the most terrible thing ever said, then keep arguing for 20 minutes then when they are getting tired they just say they were joking and trolling and all that....

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I know someone like that. This is just one of the reasons that I divorced him.

[–] squid_slime@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

My ex was the same, then when breaking up she said I had too many boundaries

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Social experiment!

[–] dephyre@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What is we do a racism? Haha joking, unless... uWu (stands for us Whites uonly)

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago
[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You see, Guts. What I did to the Band of the Hawk and Casca was a joke. You can come back now. I was joking. Please love me like I love you.

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

griffisuu!!!

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Far right playbook page four.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago
[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

I'm shitposting in 4 dimensions

[–] squid_slime@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The old "shit joke" redflag

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Diapers should be illegal

Jk, unless you agree

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The people that are only goofing around get to wear the ass hat around the party and alley oop some setups at their own expense. The real assholes are confronted about their shit and end up either a little more enlightened from the experience or publically mocked about it. Not for nothing but I think it makes bullshitting with strangers more fun.

Edit: it helps to know the shittiest people especially don’t like being laughed at.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

I agree with everything you say, unless I agree with everything you say ironically.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The main equation in arguably the most revolutionary and weird field of physics - quantum mechanics, is named after him. But of course people know about him via memes about his cat, which might not even be alive!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Quantum mechanics is named after the guy in the picture? Is his name quantum?

[–] squid_slime@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

No its mechanics

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 months ago

Because Kirk Van Houten pulled this bs with Marge, I enjoy watching the gymnastics involved when potential hookups try it with me.