this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2024
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In the Star Trek universe, you announce your password to the room every time you use it.

[–] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but with your access code that's voice authenticated. Foolproof, unless there were androids like Data, or any robots that could copy voice signatures... That would be a problem!

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

God forbid someone invented some kind of audio recording device.... Captain's log, stardate 43291....

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 year ago

Yep. My voice is my passport.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 1 year ago

Bean there when it happened, huh.

[–] DoYouNot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you call a masturbating cow?

[–] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I even ventured a guess it would be embarrassing

Oh no it's beef stroganoff! Ha!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was just telling my brother about that episode! Don't remember it passing the 1hr mark but it's been a month or so since I've seen it, memory's not the same since covid...