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bread rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

An image of boxes of dinner rolls. The boxes packaging shows jeans and a t-shirt. A hand is pulling up the t-shirt, to make the dinner rolls look like defined abs. (thank you, I_am_10_squirrels)

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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 months ago

"You are what you eat" doesn't apply to shape. I ate boxes of these but now I look more like a dumpling that was dropped in hair.

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 5 months ago

You weren’t supposed to eat the boxes, just the low-carb rolls inside

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago
[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[-] oyfrog@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

If the sellers were truly serious about marketing these, they would've stuck a single hotdog in the package peaking out of the top of the pants.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 21 points 5 months ago

Pigs in a blanket for the uncircumcised

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 7 points 5 months ago

An image of boxes of dinner rolls. The boxes packaging shows jeans and a t-shirt. A hand is pulling up the t-shirt, to make the dinner rolls look like defined abs.

[-] ImpossibilityBox@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

wait how is this possible to be a dough boy AND have ripped abs. Where does one learn this magic.

[-] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Talk about carb loading, cuz that six pack is PACKING.

[-] jlow@beehaw.org 2 points 5 months ago

"Low Carb Buns" 👍 Eat them to look like this!

[-] loops@beehaw.org 2 points 5 months ago
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