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Now that we are all switching to Lemmy, now is the time for all the redditors with embarrassing usernames to make their username right! Don't screw up this time! (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 year ago by alexeyd1000@lemm.ee to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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[–] Sweatyfartz@lemmy.world 284 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Shoot…

[–] weinermeat@lemmy.world 137 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Me too, buddy

[–] Lemon_Rick@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now that Reddit’s been made obsolete,

Our new usernames can be discreet

So, make your name right

The future looks bright

For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat

[–] Radioactrev@reddthat.com 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You're not "Poem_for_your_sprog" are you? Just made your username "right" this time?

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[–] Fartbutt@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...Yeah.

[–] Sweatyfartz@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yikes. We’re in this together now…

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[–] michikade@lemm.ee 154 points 1 year ago (4 children)

So you’re saying you don’t want insightful, thoughtful comments from u/rimjob_steve this time around?

[–] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Granted I need to figure out how to browse communities….but if there isn’t a Lemmy version of /r/rimjob_steve we definitely need to make one. That never got old for me.

Edit: I went ahead and created the community! Find it here!

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[–] ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.nz 130 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I went for thought-provoking this time around.

[–] CodaChroma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have definitely provoked my thoughts, mostly thoughts of rage

…and lust?

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[–] Facebook@lemmy.world 101 points 1 year ago (12 children)

It's easy to get a username at the moment.

[–] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello I have been experiencing problems posting my ads to the local marketplace for my 1994 ford pinto please help

[–] Facebook@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Have you tried Threads? You can send your ad straight to your favourite influencers!

[–] Heldenhirn@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago

Zucks to be you

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[–] HnuWETqkp4YG@lemmy.world 100 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Yes! Don't use a password generator to make a username

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[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too late bro

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[–] crabs@lemm.ee 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Couldn't get the username you wanted? It's probably available on another federated instance.

[–] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I don’t want to get crabs on any instance

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[–] dickfuckpoopypants@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't tell me what to do

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[–] AssEater9000@lemmy.world 80 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Completely understand why people would want to change their names. But why mess with perfection in my case?

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[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 75 points 1 year ago

I'll change it later...

[–] DrBoobJiggleton@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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[–] JesusChrist@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I'm pretty happy with mine.

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[–] Unidan@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I wanted something with no reddit drama attached what so ever

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[–] BallsInTheShredder@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Got mine

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[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Will do!

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[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shit

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[–] CosmicSploogeDrizzle@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

how did I do?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

omg don't use your real name on the internet

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[–] PhantomAnalSnakes@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have no regrets

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[–] Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Nailed it.

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[–] lightsecond@programming.dev 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Showerthought: This post is just an opportunity for users with inappropriate usernames to show them off.

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[–] spez_@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Selfhost your own instance, and you can have any username

[–] Heldenhirn@feddit.de 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck spez_

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[–] DustyNipples@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who will be our RimjobSteve?!

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[–] shittymorph@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I made the leap to Lemmy from reddit....16 ft through an announcers table

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 30 points 1 year ago

[–] bukkakebill@lemmy.fmhy.ml 29 points 1 year ago

Oh no

[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I chose well this time

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Well, fuck.

[–] habaneroanalbeads@lemmy.fmhy.ml 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

God... dammit

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[–] sickpusy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

I didn't even think about this lol.

[–] bannedfromapplebees@programming.dev 24 points 1 year ago

oh well... there's always next time

[–] SpezBroughtMeHere@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just here because Spez sucks.

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[–] quazar@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

But, I am looking forward to changing my political views and recontextualizing my reality from a stirring post by CumFartCocktail :(

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't understand on why on a website where you can be anyone that you would choose to be something gross.

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[–] dodekaphilist@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago

That would have been waaaay funnier if it came from an account named sexybabyboy92

[–] Krakatoacoo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You guys are aware that you can change your display name, right?

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[–] MisterCreamyShits@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

I got this!

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