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[โ€“] BorisBoreUs@lemmy.world 54 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] itsJoelle@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fr, do people get their Reddit shit posting monetized?

[โ€“] Samsy@lemmy.ml 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Just in their wet dreams.

Oh, YouTube and instagram-influencer, who repost and explain the joke get paid.

[โ€“] ericbomb@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Congrats! You are now monetized!

You will now get $0.01 for every lemmy post you make that gets 100,000 upvotes!

[โ€“] RandomVideos@programming.dev 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you started with 1 million euros andgave everyone who reaches 10000 upvotes on lemmy 1 million euros, you would still be a millionaire

[โ€“] ericbomb@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well I couldn't make the deal too tempting, or someone would think they're funny and make a bot instance and get votes to like 1 million.

[โ€“] RandomVideos@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago

You could add the condition of not using bots to upvote a post and if someone gets 10000 upvotes just assume it happened because of bots and not give anyone money

[โ€“] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why monetize Lemmy when you can just argue and collect Sorosbux?

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

What is the current conversation rate of Stanley Nickels to Sorosbux?

[โ€“] Riderzz@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sorosbux don't pay the bills ๐Ÿ˜ก

[โ€“] Fish@midwest.social 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tell that to all the leftists that Soros funds! /s

[โ€“] Riderzz@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The leftists need to realise that the average person is left with no choice but to capitalise. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Unemployment rising, inflation increasing. Live in the UK and you'll see what I mean. ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] squid_slime@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Set up a brand deal, that's what I did. Post via nord VPN

[โ€“] crawancon@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would also like this lemmy money or maybe l'monay if you're french or fancy.

[โ€“] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Best we can do is lemonade, take it or leave it

[โ€“] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

me drinks it

[โ€“] derekabutton@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'll bite. What are the other 7? If this turns into an ad I don't think it will turn out the way you expected

[โ€“] Riderzz@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ. You're not suppose to know my secrets. But I will tell you, I'm cashing in on Lemmy. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

[โ€“] derekabutton@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Power to you. I was fully expecting a crypto scam.

[โ€“] Riderzz@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

You can join my crypto discord server for only $299 a month. ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿค

[โ€“] robocall@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] off_apparition@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Going to work is an option

Sounds like something a rentpig would say

[โ€“] Riderzz@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago

I thought you mfs hate work and your boss. Wtf? Luckily, I don't work for one no more..