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Too humane. How about a hamster wheel with electrified nipple clamps attached to the roof. Whenever they slow down, they get electrocuted. Whenever they move too much, their nipples get tugged on.

They don't have to make a profit if their intent is to be a propaganda machine. If they serve their purpose then wealthy people will continue donating their money to the cause

Sounds like anxiety. Mild nausea and loss of appetite are something that I deal with on a daily basis. If you are happy then it could just be nervous excitement, like having butterflies in your stomach.

"It's gonna different be this time, bro. I promise, bro. We just need to win the House and the Senate. And then Kamala Harris can only make any significant changes in her second term otherwise people won't vote for her 2028. You just have to be patient, bro."

You could just steal it instead of wasting it

Yeah, I'm gonna continue with my lesser evil voting like I do every election. The Democrats pinky promise that they will put forth good policy in the next election cycle.

They just haven't announced their RTO policy yet

Orange creamcicle flavored ice cream is pretty easy to find. But I think it's usually vanilla ice cream with layers of orange sherbet. Strawberries are acidic and strawberry ice cream is a popular flavor.

In my experience, apples just don't taste very good when frozen. Maybe that's why they don't sell frozen apples at most supermarkets?

One more reason to use California as my VPN location

I mean you're not wrong. Jesus existed in some form, as the leader of a doomsday cult. His insane followers went around and preached in other places because no one took them seriously in their homeland. Jesus was just your average doomsday preacher. Christianity is basically Mormonism if the Church of LDS was started a couple of thousand years ago.

However, Jesus is/was also considered God and the son of God. Obviously, Jesus was never a god.

I heard that the zoo is advertised as "dogs that look like other animals." With that being said, most zoos are horrible

This would be perfect in a mental health facility.