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[–] cdf12345@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago (2 children)

IT WAS IN FACT WHAT???????

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

A smuggling ring of exotic animals.

[–] LdyMeow@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 years ago

This is some aneurysm posting…

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

For your viewing pleasure

I wish I could link the old Super Car Guys commercials, but they all got taken down after the actor was arrested for drugs. This video shows a couple shots from their old ads, but it'll never be the same without hearing him say shit like "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE, LET'S TALK TURKEY!"

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's. Up with. All the , odd, punctuation?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It was probably. For. Emphasis.

[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Joe’s Barbecue and Foot Massage”

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Make sure to work that Sweet Baby Ray's all up between the toes. I'm seeing my boyfriend later and he gonna be suckin' them things."

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Did they have a stroke?

[–] Jordan117@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ichmagrum@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

TIL some people in the US have a very different concept of "flea market" than I have.

[–] zeekaran@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

I'm just as confused as you are.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

12 years ago… fuck.

How long ago was POWERTHIRST?

Edit: 16 years. My body is a sack filled with dust.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's okay, we're old farts, but we saw some cool shit in the early days of the internet and pass it on. So nobody ever forgets where to get the best taxidermy jobs done!

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We had a used car dealer that used to host scary movies every Friday night.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

With great power comes great responsibility.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Anyone else smell burnt toast?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[–] Drusas@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Say this again after you hear the Mattress Ranch ad multiple times every day for years.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It's been 30 years and 🎶What's new at Denio's Farmers Market and Auction.. what's new at Denio's this week? What's new at Denio's Farmers Market and Auction.. Let take a peek! Take a peek at Denio's.. Denio's this week!🎵 still runs through my head on the regular. Whoever wrote that ear worm was not paid enough.

AH! Here it is! https://youtu.be/9458duvDMVI?si=r49F4WTtZSB-UClO

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 years ago

It's just like... It's just like... A mini... Mall.

[–] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Don't leave us hanging

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hi there, Ruby Vine at Railroad Salvage.