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I'm also lactose intolerant, but the devil doesn't sleep just cause I stopped fightin' him.

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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I also refuse to tolerate lactose. Godspeed.

[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This made my partner and me laugh out loud. Thank you.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

It made me shoot milk out of my nose!

Which is troubling because I was drinking Diet Pepsi.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Out here making the real sacrifices.

[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You are not the Batman the people wanted. Or the Batman the city needs. You aren't Batman. But you ARE a hero serving the needs the people don't have but we didn't need pumpkin spice lattes yet here we are. I salute you not Batman.

[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

I WEAR HOCKEY PANTS.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You don't need me telling you this, but if you're lactose intolerant, try the lactose enzyme supplements before and after a meal to help digestion.

Lactaid I think is one of them

[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh, I took 'em. But I ate too much. It was like a man versus a military.

[–] WhistlingGhost@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm in the same boat after Alfredo pizza, some delicious iced Raspberry sticks and a glass of milk (to take the fire away from the pepper flakes that were a lot stronger than anticipated) 😅 popped like 6 lactase enzyme pills by the time I was done and good Lord my ass still has a barking spider hiding up in there somewhere! 🤣🍑💨

[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Assuming I have the bottle on hand, I'll pop a couple of lactase pills every quarter of a pint of ice cream. As I understand it, your body needs to have the pills dissolve with the food. I'll usually have like 6 by the end like you. Lol

However, you may not be lactose intolerant. There's also the possibility of having a straight up dairy allergy.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

It's almost time for sleep, otherwise I would love some. The caffeine would definitely clear me out.

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago

Peppermint tea or a spoonful of peppermint oil is my go to for lactose (or any kind) of stomach ache. Tastes like toothpaste, but it works great!

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I accidentally ate a 12 pack of ice cream sandwiches in one sitting last month.

[–] keefshape@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

did you trip and fall onto them? like, after #6 how was it accidental?

I'm frankly impressed you survived the experience, imagine it was....something on the other side.

[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Ha. Like that time I accidentally a Coca-Cola bottle.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Get some rest and go find some bacon. Until you can we'll be thinking of you.

[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is this really a remedy? Like how they say fatty foods and bread help with a hangover or something?

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

~~Maine~~ Maple and bacon ice cream is good

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

As someone who is clearly sensitive to multiple food types but seemingly completely incapable of figuring it out, you have my sympathies.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I had my butter pecan ice cream blended into a shake, and I got a small scoop of a flavor called Cookie Monster (blue sweet cream ice cream with cookie dough and Oreo's) since I really wanted to try it.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Oh damn that sounds fantastic!!

[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hmm if you drink vinegar will it turn into cheese? Cheese is easier to digest than milk.

[–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or even BETTER! It stays in, mixes into cheese, comes out as a cheese...log. A cheddar loaf, if you will. A veritable effluence of proper stinky cheese.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm an atheist, but they need Jesus.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

maybe beware of dehydration

[–] max@feddit.nl 4 points 9 months ago

Vegan ice creams are pretty tasty. Signed, devil #2

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Look at the bright side — you probably won’t have to worry about weight gain. It’s just going to exit the other end in a hurry.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

in a hurry.

or all at once. NEVER TRUST A FART people, trust me on this one. NEVER.

[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Points to you

This is what hurt looks like, people. Note it well.

Puts a hand on your shoulder

You didn't deserve to be betrayed like that. Neither did your pants. It's not your fault.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

the struggle is real. pfffftt

[–] limitedduck@awful.systems 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hell yea, the porcelain rodeo is the part I look forward to

[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Yeehaw! 🤠

[–] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

I ate a half a loaf of bread in one sitting once and then discovered that eating that much bread in one go will fuck you up. Bread sweats are real. I was soaking in sweat and shivering, horrific cramps are the worst shits.

Never again.

[–] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 2 points 9 months ago

I ate two boxes of cereal in 4 days. I now have the shits, chills, nausea, heartburn, weakness and general feeling of death disease.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're clearly a man of culture as well.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I found out I was mildly lactose intolerant when I started pounding Whey protein shakes during a bulking cycle.

Farting like a draught horse.

[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There's a few whey proteins that are lactose free. Hope that helps. :)

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah anything made with isolate instead of concentrate has way less issues.

Still... it was almost hilarious how bad it was.

[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

I will warn you know: the farts you get from egg protein are nuclear. It caused an actual fight with my old roommate because he was so disgusted with me. I realized it was the protein and threw it away.

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago
[–] jet@hackertalks.com 1 points 6 months ago

Factorio.... Any game that's design-based simulation. Those can draw you in forever

But the real answer is, whatever your friend group does, socialization adds depth and replayability to almost any game. Go with your friend group