Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 9 months ago by MrPhibb@reddthat.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] cordlesslamp 27 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Anyone else do the fingers thingy while reading a haiku?

[–] owatnext@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Every single time.

I do the finger thingy.

This is a haiku.

[–] cordlesslamp 5 points 9 months ago

Every is two,

Or is it three syllables?

I don't know haiku.

[–] GroteStreet@aussie.zone 10 points 9 months ago

Every. Single. Time. 🤚👆🤚

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Never a time when I don’t.

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Bravo

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

Fantastic.