I'm a Dirt_Owl.
I am the last one surviving, in fact.
I hail from Pluto, my namesake.
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IMPOSTER! I AM THE REAL DIRT_OWL
You're simply a person named Dirt_Owl.
I'm an actual Dirt_Owl and, unfortunately for you, there is only one Dirt_Owl still living: me.
My Patronus is: A Spotted Owl
Aww... I want to be a barn owl
I changed the quiz to a better one, try it
Better
You Got: Spotted Owl You’re an old soul with a particular soft spot for the solitary freedoms of the forest.
Photo: Sylvia Hunt/Audubon Photography Awards More about the Spotted Owl Because it requires old-growth forest, this owl has been at the center of fierce controversy between conservationists and the logging industry in the Pacific Northwest. The owl itself seems anything but fierce: it has a gentle look, and it preys mostly on small mammals inside the forest. Its deep hooting calls carry far on still nights, especially in southwestern canyons where they may echo for more than a mile. Found on their daytime roosts, Spotted Owls may allow close approach.
I got the Great Communist Owl, which says that every other owl is a liberal owl 
I got big gay owl... 
Hell yeah
:arafat-owl-drip:
