Now I need a Wikihow on what makes boycotting Bud Light different from “cancel culture”
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2024
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Cancel culture is perpetrated by the dirty "lefties." Boycotting Bud Light was a "stand against promoters of the wokeness."
I learned nothing, thanks!
Now you’re getting it!
So what if I butt chug bud light but I voted for Bernie twice?
Not all heroes wear capes!
My office got mad at me for pointing that out.
I kept doing it.
Cancel culture is when you don't like what I like. When you like the things I don't like it's because you're woke.
I'm the main character, why don't you understand that?
I think in order for it to be cancel culture I have to refuse to spend money on it. We should all be legally required to spend money on things conservatives love. That way we can make sure there’s no woke residue.
You also gotta strap people down and force people to watch things they don't like a la Clockwork Orange. Because that's FREEDOM!
Weirdly enough this was decent at teaching me to build an actual scarecrow.
Or strawman, if you prefer
Are you two having an argument?
Or an affair, if you prefer.
That’s what I do anytime some MAGA relative starts whining about something on Boomerbook: “is this that cancel culture I’ve been hearing so much about?”
Where do I sign up for the angry gay atheist crusade tho?
LinkedIn.
Black people on TV are probably OK now. But they shouldn’t be kissing Pure Master Race Whites.
And no trans people. Also no gay signs of affection.
Edit: /s
they're regular people, they can do whatever they want
Hey initially did you think I was expressing a racism and homophobic opinion?
yes
Ruh roh
Hoped “probably OK” and The Capitalization & Wording would serve as my /s.
Added it!
>:(
-a large but shrinking portion of the world
I think to understand wokness you need to start worth a strong cup of coffee.
"Love and acceptance will be the death of America as we know it!"
Keep it up, everyone