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"This Is Our Personal 9/11 Except We Can't Make Money From It," Says Toby Keith's Family In Touching Tribute (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] CouldntCareBear@sh.itjust.works 49 points 11 months ago

Savage. I love it.

[–] rodolfo@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

Yo, brutal and ruthless.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago

Brutal and typically incisive. This is how I learned he died.

[–] PanoramicAddict@lemmy.ml 16 points 11 months ago

Holy shit 😆

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

He'll never smoke weed with Willy again 😔

[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

[...] said Krystal Keith, Toby Keith’s unfortunately named daughter.

By far my favorite line, brutal.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

You win this round, Natalie.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I just can't say this guy's name without saying "Koby Teeth". Thanks, Wondershowzen!