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Once again techbros find a new way to make the world worse. Now your toothbrush can be part of a bot net. Nobody asked for this, and the suggestion that it should be possible is utterly deranged.

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Normally, the toothbrushes would have used their connectivity for tracking and improving user oral hygiene habits

I want smart toilet paper that can connect to global databases and provide deep analysis of my wiping technique, paper:feces efficiency metrics, and give constructive feedback about my anus.

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

spongebob-i-fucking-love I FUCKING LOVE TELEMETRY!!! I LOVE DATA BEING COLLECTED FROM ME FOR OFTENTIMES ENTIRELY ARBITRARY REASONS

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

low orbit gingivitis cannon

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

And their hashes sowed with salt!