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If we get even one criminal, it will have all been worth it.
Stray not from the path of righteousness, or the random arm of the law may crush you! Or not, you know, it’s unpredictable really.
Nah, it's not going to be truly random. The lottery is fixed and only the poorest 30% are eligible.
For some reason they all come from Cleveland
Just legalize Purge Night.