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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is so much value creation to be had by linking the technologies of Apple and Tesla in this deadly manner. I'm sure the shareholders will be pleased at the synergies created here. Both companies profit! *

*At the expense of no returning customers as they are dead

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

Predictions looming over a boom in used Tesla market

[–] ech@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought Hard-Drive was supposed to be satire, not news.

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I swear this will become a reality in the next months

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 17 points 1 year ago

I've seen two videos of people doing it on social media.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only for those with that kind of disposable cash.

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

They have a Tesla, and presumably a home with a garage they can charge it in. They got the cash.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

It’s called innovation

[–] vinylshrapnel@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 year ago

We think you’re going to love it. Up until you crash your car.

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

A real dick in the eye for Elon. Imagine building a car so out dated people have to get 3rd party VR 😜

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

The holy trifecta of stupid

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago

Should be drivers with Elon's Brain CPU chip, driving the Tesla.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apple and Tesla, what a horrible combination

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apple isn’t irresponsibly beta testing self driving cars on public roads and getting people killed.

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and nobody accused Apple of being responsible for Tesla

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is more of a dig at Tesla than a defense of apple.

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 4 points 1 year ago

The title and thumbnail made me snort laugh

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is a conspiracy between Big Goggles and Big Ketamine to take attention away from Elon Musk.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Not the onion