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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There is so much value creation to be had by linking the technologies of Apple and Tesla in this deadly manner. I'm sure the shareholders will be pleased at the synergies created here. Both companies profit! *

*At the expense of no returning customers as they are dead

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 11 months ago

Predictions looming over a boom in used Tesla market

[–] ech@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought Hard-Drive was supposed to be satire, not news.

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I swear this will become a reality in the next months

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 17 points 11 months ago

I've seen two videos of people doing it on social media.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only for those with that kind of disposable cash.

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

They have a Tesla, and presumably a home with a garage they can charge it in. They got the cash.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago

It’s called innovation

[–] vinylshrapnel@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 11 months ago

We think you’re going to love it. Up until you crash your car.

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

A real dick in the eye for Elon. Imagine building a car so out dated people have to get 3rd party VR 😜

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago

The holy trifecta of stupid

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 7 points 11 months ago

Should be drivers with Elon's Brain CPU chip, driving the Tesla.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Apple and Tesla, what a horrible combination

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Apple isn’t irresponsibly beta testing self driving cars on public roads and getting people killed.

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

and nobody accused Apple of being responsible for Tesla

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is more of a dig at Tesla than a defense of apple.

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 4 points 11 months ago

The title and thumbnail made me snort laugh

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

This is a conspiracy between Big Goggles and Big Ketamine to take attention away from Elon Musk.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

Not the onion