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Oh the Dutch... (lemmy.world)
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[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 99 points 4 months ago

There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

Probably my favorite line of any of the Austin Powers and one that I quote constantly.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

When you heard the line for the first time:

Ooh yes. Yes-yes-yes-yes. This is a keeper.

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 14 points 4 months ago

You Scotts sure are a contentious bunch.

I know it's a different reference

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 4 months ago

To join the two together: it's said that copper wire was invented when a Dutchman and a Scot simultaneously found a penny.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

That's it, Skinner, you've made an enemy for life!

[-] BumbleBeeButt@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Stalag: Never trust the Dutch

[-] SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world 78 points 4 months ago

Police in The Netherlands: "We will have some fun while solving this crime. We may even put some sprinkles on the bread if the bird is good."

Police in America: "The bird looked like it was going to shoot us so we shot it first. And everyone in the bank too just to be safe. Why don't you respect us?"

[-] Toes@ani.social 45 points 4 months ago

Jokes on us, that's Polly Crackers. Wanted for 47 counts of battery.

[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

He's a pro safe cracker.

[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 21 points 4 months ago

“The suspect has rights!”

[-] PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk 20 points 4 months ago
[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Drone better

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

That bird was a fixer for the cartels, just caught in a random assignment. He later became a stool pigeon, if the rumors are to be believed, hence the need for anonymity.

[-] theedqueen@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Must be friends with the Penguin from Wallace and gromit

[-] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago
[-] sibannac@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago
[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Is this a crossover episode?

[-] lud@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago
[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Why did I not hear about this?

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 0 points 4 months ago

Kinda makes me want to move to Denmark...

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Dutch = Netherlands

Danish = Denmark

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago
[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Why, you a Dutch bird?

[-] Resol@lemmy.world -3 points 4 months ago

At least the northern Belgians speak the same language as the Dutch but don't act the same as them

Hats off to Belgium.

this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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