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[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Nothing straighter than an inexplicably hostile reaction to the mere sight of a pride flag and immediately whipping out your dick with your bestie.

[–] 0x0f@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

recording it makes it more straight 😎

I'm sure they said "No homo" before they did it

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Don't forget the knocking on the door, inviting strangers to come look at his dick. All very not totally gay.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 11 points 10 months ago

If 4chan taught me anything years ago, it's this: It's not gay unless the balls are touching.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If they keep this shit up they’ll get shot sooner rather than later. Gays are armed here

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

!armedqweers@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

File under "why do you even need pride anymore?"

[–] ElleChaise@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago

Those gays, so flagrant about their sexual tendencies.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 10 months ago

Asshole shitheads. You can tell how manly they are when they run away from the possibility of confrontation. Mouth-breathing chuds.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

Two men with their dicks out in close proximity...

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is not Ohio, Gyatt Rizz 😞

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago

They must be under the impression that gay people don't carry guns.