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Anon goes hiking (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

One time I got invited to go backstage after Mr Mime's show..

[-] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 4 months ago

Mewtwo called me a slur

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Vaporeon

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

OP said bad

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I walked in on my brother...

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 months ago

One time I tried washing my pikachu and had to be one month hospitalized

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

I went out at night one time, and a Banette abducted my child while my soul was being stolen by a Gengar.

[-] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

My wife left me for a Machoke. Male standards these days are ridiculous smh

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

Was out fishing one day. Thought I saw something glowing in the water, next thing you know the universe is destroyed because Lanturn decided to use 1% of its power

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 4 months ago

A Diglett unannouncedly reaped my posterior innocence

[-] Wilhemst@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

hey guys,

this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024
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