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submitted 10 months ago by sanguinepar@lemmy.world to c/wtf@lemmy.world

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 119 points 10 months ago

Baldur’s Gate 3 is apparently based on a true story.

[-] thedrivingcrooner@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Baldur's Gate sounds like it's based on Australia tbf

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I just got to the scary shadow place, and TBH I cant tell the difference

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

"Faerun" I'm pretty sure is just a province in australia

[-] Ertebolle@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago

Even Mind Flayers are afraid of living in Australia

[-] elscallr@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Apparently she's yet to undergo ceremorphosis so I wonder what sort of powers she's getting.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 98 points 10 months ago

Ophidascaris robertsi is a roundworm usually found in pythons. The Canberra hospital patient marks the world-first case of the parasite being found in humans.

The patient resides near a lake area inhabited by carpet pythons. Despite no direct snake contact, she often collected native grasses, including warrigal greens, from around the lake to use in cooking, Senanayake said.

The doctors and scientists involved in her case hypothesise that a python may have shed the parasite via its faeces into the grass. They believe the patient was probably infected with the parasite directly from touching the native grass or after eating the greens.

Moral of the story: make sure you wash all the snake shit off your produce and hands before eating.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

You don't have to eat a round worm for it to get all up in you. They can enter through the skin on your hands and feet. https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/000630.htm

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Gtfo with your nightmare fuel!

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 10 months ago

Well frankly that's on you for going outside.

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[-] Very_Bad_Janet@kbin.social 77 points 10 months ago

People in Australia always say that everyone overstated its dangers.

But I think Australians just want us to visit and store more of their mindworms.

[-] penguin@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago

Could have been the mind worms all along, "No it's perfectly safe. Please bring your delicious brains to our land"

[-] Cerothen@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago
[-] Hank@kbin.social 57 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's too bad that the brain doesn't have the capability to feel itself. Imagine the fun of having a little buddy wiggling through your thoughts.
Maybe it'd even tickle :3

[-] GONADS125@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

A past team member of mine had a client who kept telling providers that she "has worms in my brain." Multiple providers discounted the medical relevance of this individual's claims as delusions due to her schizophrenia-spectrum disorder and her low level of function.

My team member fought the providers like hell to get her an fMRI. Well the fMRI showed her brain was riddled with at that point inoperable tumors, and she died not long afterwards.

I'd heard other accounts of similar stories, but that was the first real-world example I had. If I had a client telling me there were ants in his belly, I'm not going to believe that's accurate, but I made damn sure we addressed it with providers.

People can describe physical symptoms in seemingly bizarre ways. Even if the exact scenario they are describing is clearly false, it doesn't mean they aren't experiencing very real physical symptoms.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of an episode of one of those medical shows where a nonverbal autistic kid keeps trying to tell everyone he's got worms in his eyes but he can only tell them by drawing the worms so it just looks like a bunch of squiggly lines on paper.

Or shutter island when DiCaprio is talking about his dead wife saying she had a bug in her brain before going crazy and killing their kids.

[-] GONADS125@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I remember that! I'm pretty sure that was an episode of House.

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[-] SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

Damn this a bad memory

Chomp :)

Hey thanks buddy have some thought juice to go along with that

[-] Hank@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Therapy-worm just munching away on all your trauma.

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[-] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 22 points 10 months ago
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[-] sab@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago

I felt that just by reading it, thank you very much.

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[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

Fuck's sake. I always thought brain worms was one of my irrational fears.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

I love this bit, best news article in ages

That poor patient, she was so courageous and wonderful,” Senanayake said. “You don’t want to be the first patient in the world with a roundworm found in pythons and we really take our hats off to her. She’s been wonderful.

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[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

That's what the worms want you to think

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[-] Pat12@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

"The patient resides near a lake area inhabited by carpet pythons. Despite no direct snake contact, she often collected native grasses, including warrigal greens, from around the lake to use in cooking, Senanayake said.

The doctors and scientists involved in her case hypothesise that a python may have shed the parasite via its faeces into the grass. They believe the patient was probably infected with the parasite directly from touching the native grass or after eating the greens."

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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

Takes "touch grass" to a new level

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 33 points 10 months ago

Excuse me while I boil my food for a half hour.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

Never change Australia. Unless you want to become more deadly.

[-] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

You probably didn’t intend it but ‘deadly’ is also a word used in the Aboriginal community to mean something is good or awesome.

So this works on two levels.

[-] elxeno@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago
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[-] sickday@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago

And she hasn't transformed into a mindflayer? She should harness her Illithid powers. The Absolute's clearly chosen her as a True Soul.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

I've never been to Australia, and yet this explains so much about me.

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

so, can we make this a "in world-last discovery"?

[-] tallwookie@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

of course it was Australia

[-] OverfedRaccoon@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The world is burning, I got worms in my brains

I guess Ashnikko wasn't being metaphorical with that line in Worms.

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Lol, if this was in America the lady would have been charged a billion dollars!

[-] BetaDoggo_@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Brain worms are a preexisting condition not covered by insurance.

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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
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[-] Zellith@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

Are we sure it wasnt a brain slug?

[-] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure that's a yeerk friend. Brain slugs attach to the brain through the skull where they mount from the outside and they have little antenna.

Anybody remember what flavor of instant oatmeal you use against yeerks by any chance? I need to make a run to the store.

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

This is news? I've had brainworms for years.

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