That's like 99% of what marketing is.

How many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?

Math is hard. I won't delete my comment though as you should all find joy in my stupidity.

Maybe I don't have to stop drinking after all...

The things that should be done to these executives would probably get me banned from Lemmy if I said.

Funny you say that. I was banned from Reddit for suggesting that suicidal people should take oil-ceos with them instead of wasting their death. Of course I learned my lesson and won't do that again.

There has to be one problematic uncle in the group that's already four beers deep that finds every joke hilarious.

Me on my way to my job as a shift leader at femboy hooters.

If you're yielding a bat it's helpful to put a sock on the front facing end. This way you'll get another swing when your opponent grabs your bat and all they get a hold of is an empty sock.

Federated content is stored in the balls.

Americans are so ignorant they even think they're the only ignorant people in the world.

Honestly that they have 4 large canini in total is by far the least interesting part about the anatomy of a camels mouth. Look at the unique rough roof of the mouth and look how they casually eat cactus. Their mouth is like a heavy leather bag filled with bricks mashing anything that gets between them.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9NC2saE5MbQ&pp=ygUMY2FtZWwgY2FjdHVz

Imagine being drunk as shit and instead of going to the toilet you just move the mattress aside and go just straight shitting diarrhea down into your bathtub.