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[-] Technological_Burger@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago

We haven’t even found fossils of their MBA degrees

[-] redhydride@lemmy.ml 16 points 11 months ago

Exactly. It is still an area of active research

[-] hypnotoad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Now I'm picturing a T-Rex trying to take notes in the middle of my meeting... Thanks a lot.

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 11 months ago
[-] figjam@midwest.social 11 points 11 months ago

Well the dinos lasted millions of years so they are doing better than we are.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Not really. IMO, it's much more impressive to successfully complete a Fallout 2 pacifist run than to just eat plants or other big lizards for a million years πŸ˜›

[-] erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

Anybody have any interesting dinosaur facts?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 11 months ago

They once ruled the world.

[-] schnitzelbub@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

They very likely taste like chicken. Chicken are very closely related to dinosaurs and so are crocodiles. Crocodile/alligator meat also allegedly tastes very similarly to chicken.

[-] erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Yum. I'd totally eat dino-meat, chicken-flavor or not.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

Which dino you think tastes best?

[-] schnitzelbub@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'd bet on raptors, at least for familiarity and close relation to chicken. Pangea fried Caudipterix. PFC.

I'd turn that bad boy into a living-room sized schnitzel in a heartbeat.

*(Historically inaccurate as Caudipterix lived in the late jurassic/early cretaceous, when pangea was already kind of broken apart. Also, it was discovered in China) *

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

If it's anything like with big mammals, definitely the herbivores. I wouldn't say no to a genuine triceratops steak πŸ˜‹ πŸ˜‚

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 1 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure this is the plot to Butterfly Effect. πŸ€”

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

That herbivores are tastier? That movie must be VERY different from what I previously heard, then! πŸ˜›

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago

This is the good kind of pedantic.

[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

anarcho-dinosim

[-] dakerDraws@pawb.social 7 points 11 months ago

Stupid dinosaurs can't even make a rudimentary "might makes right" dictatorship. Even lions can do that.

[-] explodicle@local106.com 3 points 11 months ago

Great, now I want to know about social structures that have been forgotten forever.

[-] z3k3lon@lemmy.pt 6 points 11 months ago

I can totally see a T-Rex rocking a crown.

[-] Raxiel@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

That would be a very brave dentist

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

Oh, yeah? How is it gonna put it on?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Very carefully.

[-] MrFlamey@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

"almost certainly" So you're telling me there is a chance that they did indeed possess the administrative skills needed to rule the planet?

[-] RippleEffect@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I thought the proper phrasing is that they roamed the earth.

[-] Methylman@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah but they were probably just wandering

[-] subash@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago
[-] subash@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago
[-] PepperDust@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

r/science is down the corner on the left

[-] Scytale@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

I'm playing Path of Titans for 200 h so I'm a dino expert. Raaaaawr Chicken <3

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