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that's not what it means rule
(lemmy.ca)
hey guys,
did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
If Flareon is huggable and Vaporeon is fuckable what unknown function does my Jolteon serve?
Apply nipples
charge they phone
Toaster bath but not dangerous
E-stim
The best outcome
No
did you know that
NO
What is it?
Vaporeon copypasta.
Google it on your own time
I just googled it on company time because I'm a rebel and you can't tell me what to do
Hell yeah
That is the most tame outcome for that punchline.
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024
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