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Breadtube if it didn't suck.

Post videos you genuinely enjoy and want to share, duh. Celebrate the diversity of interests shared by chapochatters by posting a deep dive into Venetian kelp farming, I dunno. Also media criticism, bite-sized versions of left-wing theory, all the stuff you expected. But I am curious about that kelp farming thing now that you mentioned it.

Low effort / spam videos might be removed, especially weeb content.

There is a cytube that you can paste videos into and watch with whoever happens to be around. It's open submission unless there's something important to commandeer it with at the time.

A weekly watch party happens every Saturday (Sunday down under), with video nominations Saturday-Monday, voting Monday-Thursday. See the pin for whatever stage it's currently in.

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[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm like 1 minute in and its obvious that the story is made up. Also this channel seems just to be tumblrinaction but less overtly bigoted.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also this channel seems just to be tumblrinaction but less overtly bigoted.

I think they used to be a semi-popular blogger on tumblr, they cover drama from the site but from what bit I've seen it seems more like sympathetic mockery as a former member of the community than outright derision.

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know anything about that, so I defer yo you. I clicked another one of her videos and she's advertising a payday loan company though.

I've only seen like 3 of them so IDK. Payday loans probably one of the scummier things to do ad copy for, up there with sports betting sites, not cool. Least do like a shitty VPN or men's hair product company.

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish I could've believed this was fake so fast, I've met people like this, they're real shinji-jokerfied

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not that the actions are extreme, it's what the focus is on in the telling. If the person writing this has experienced any of this, they are C.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also beyond that a lot of Portland residence pointed out they got a lot of details about the city wrong

[–] Babs@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The details are all wrong, but the broad strokes are very Portland. Like, I know people who have little facets of everything involved in this story.

But yeah the burgers and insistence on calling it the MAX (instead of just trimet) made it clear it was a bit real quickly.

[–] DrCrustacean@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

People who live in the Portland exurbs call it the max, at least on the east side.

But yeah the burgers

My comrades (white polycule) won't let me order vegan burgers with my fascist credit card (visa signature rewards) because making money as an Uber driver is petite bourgeois

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

4:28 "We're supposed to be an anti-capitalist household" so they shouldn't spend so much money. Communism is when you don't buy things living under capitalism, the fewer things you buy, the more communist you are.

10:20 I was yelling at the screen. "It's too hard to walk 12 minutes to public transport to get free food for my entire household" grow the fuck up, unless you're disabled, that's bullshit.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"My March and July girlfriend" what the actual fuck, how can they live like that?

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I once said that in response to "Sexual Anarchism" we should create "Sexual Marxism-Leninism" which is just when you have a very well organized Polycule.

This seems like a failed attempt at that.

[–] whoops@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

We didn't break up, reactionary girlfriends were purged from the relationship.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ROTATING BEDROOMS MONTHLY?!?

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

UNIGENDER COTTON ORGANIC TRACKSUITS AINT NO WAY

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"The tracksuits are black for our dog's funeral"

Okay now they're just taking the piss

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

It is infinitely funny to see you react to this video like I did 😭 it just kept getting more insane

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

$2000 a month in Portland, you know, privileged.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

8:04, the first doctor bronner's mention, immediately got me.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also I kinda assumed that this was going to involve pizza slaves and a visa signature rewards card.

That would be bad vibes

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Didn't expect to see strange posted here but I suppose that makes sense

[–] SpookyGenderCommunist@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm shocked no one has screeched about Strange being a lib, instead of just watching the damn video. I feel like that happens every time a semi-popular YouTube channel gets posted here

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Most libs wouldn't advertise a payday loan company. So she's like... worse.

Only libs watch YouTube without sponsor block /s

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I left as soon as I realized it was a person reading a reddit-logo post

I'm so weary of the fractal content machine

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: