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submitted 10 months ago by gorysubparbagel@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] sab@kbin.social 87 points 10 months ago

It's convenient that the gavel is used both for auctions and for courtrooms. Both situations apparently boil down to giving it to the highest bidder.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 62 points 10 months ago

I knew it was satire because there's no way he'd give a discount.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

Now that is a good article.

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 29 points 10 months ago

all principles must go!

[–] Beryl@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Just take John Oliver's motor coach Clarence, you know you want it !

[–] sadreality@kbin.social 22 points 10 months ago

Welcome to the world where corruption was exposed and it now officially legalized at the highest level.

Things will get so much worse before anything gets better... I hope y'all been hedging $LUBE

[–] resetbypeer@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

For a limited time only. Conditions may apply. Contact your local representative at 1-800- unconstitutional to get your benefits today.

Live life like Clarence. You truly deserve it.

/S just to be sure

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Just mention the code SCOTUS

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It’s our tax season AND election season super combo blowout!