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submitted 1 year ago by gorysubparbagel@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] sab@kbin.social 87 points 1 year ago

It's convenient that the gavel is used both for auctions and for courtrooms. Both situations apparently boil down to giving it to the highest bidder.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago

I knew it was satire because there's no way he'd give a discount.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Now that is a good article.

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

all principles must go!

[–] Beryl@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Just take John Oliver's motor coach Clarence, you know you want it !

[–] sadreality@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago

Welcome to the world where corruption was exposed and it now officially legalized at the highest level.

Things will get so much worse before anything gets better... I hope y'all been hedging $LUBE

[–] resetbypeer@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

For a limited time only. Conditions may apply. Contact your local representative at 1-800- unconstitutional to get your benefits today.

Live life like Clarence. You truly deserve it.

/S just to be sure

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just mention the code SCOTUS

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It’s our tax season AND election season super combo blowout!