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Nation Likes It When Hamburger Bun Already Cut (www.theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago

At press time, Bernard added that using a cut bun was also half the cost compared to using two buns to make a burger.

Brilliant.

[–] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know this is a joke but i always cut them wrong so yeah i love it

[–] Vince@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you cut them vertically?

[–] Pietson@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

Probably just at a bit of an angle so one side is too thin/thick. At least that's what usually happens to me.

[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

"That muck quicker"

Come on, onion