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[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 50 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"How dare these people have basic human needs, despite us very clearly not considering them human?!"

Fuck Israel...

[–] cabbage@piefed.social 25 points 7 months ago

I guess hungry Gazans eating comes at a real threat of them not starving to death, which would undermine the whole "military operation". No wonder they were scared.

[–] furzegulo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

israeli soldiers seem a lot liike american cops

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago

Probably have the same arms dealers.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 months ago

"You have basic needs?? Bam! Now you don't need 'em!"

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh no, that hungry Palestinian we keep beating and shooting is going to assault me for all my bread. What am I, a poor Israel soldier, going to do?!

[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 13 points 7 months ago

shoot them till they start to like you

[–] kbal@fedia.io 13 points 7 months ago

~~Hungry~~ Palestinians ~~looking for food~~ make Israeli soldiers feel unsafe

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

"I felt unsafe" is the get out of jail free card card for them. Remember they also felt threatened by escaping topless Israeli hostages they thought were threatening Palestinians hiding guns under nonexistent shirts?

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Something something about actions and consequences. Besides committing a genocide, If they maybe had allowed food to come in to Gaza maybe they had not been so desperate for food.

[–] turkishdelight@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

up next from American media: ''Are calling Palesitians human anti-semitic? GenocideJoe thinks so!''

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 7 months ago

I swear this is going to lead to GLA BS in 20 years.