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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 128 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

A lot of hacking is actually social engineering. It's not hard to get a tech-illiterate person to give up their password, and that's the softest target for an attack.

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I prefer the old “drop a usb in the parking lot”

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 39 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Be sure to put a label on it that says "secrets!"

[–] teft@startrek.website 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nowadays you'd probably be more likely to get a hit by putting an "Anime titties" label on the drive

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Why would you drop a drive full of world news?

I'm interested.

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I prefer a label that says, "Warning: USB stick contains scary virus. Do not plug into a computer"

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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Just put the CEO's name on it and a very recent date. They'll be dying to know what secret information the CEO was carrying around.

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[–] igorlogius@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

the softest target

Managment making notes

All employes must be buff.
Fitness trainings for everyone are now mandatory!
Problem solved.
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[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Or even jaded tech savvy people. I work in IT and there have been a number of times that I have witnessed or heard about people who know better causing an incident because they're burnt out or irate.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Wait a second...I don't give a shit about this company."

[–] illi@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

This seems like there is an idea for a joke or a comic here somewhere...

[–] hellishharlot@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

Happy employees are less likely to be socially engineered? Wow shocker

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[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That's a good point! I like the way you think! What is your password?

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's *******, what's yours?

Edit: that's cool, Lemmy blocks it out!

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 10 points 1 year ago

Ah, cool, let me try:

iWantToSuckFrozengyro'sToes69

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[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 94 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hacker voice: "I'm in"

Looks at overly complicated industry software he's never even heard of before

"I'm out"

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Looks like these guys have already been hit with ransomware."

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 year ago
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, I have an idea! Yes, just as I thought, I can overlay their proprietary operating system with this fancy looking graphical interface that resembles nothing and gain full control of their system. I'm back in!

[–] twistedtxb@lemmy.ca 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

We have these obligatory online seminars about web security /privacy at work.

Turns out that for some reason, with Privacy Badger enabled, they appear as "passed" instantly. I never saw a single second of these endless seminars.

I tried to tell the IT guy but he couldn't care less and I suspect he didn't even know what Privacy Badger actually is

"Working as intended" - the dev who loves Privacy Badger.

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

Or maybe he feels that these seminars are for people who don't use things like privacy badger.

[–] supercriticalcheese@feddit.it 14 points 1 year ago

It seems like you don't need Training then (:

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[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Its like the only accurate part of hackers

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago (15 children)

We get fake phishing emails that are actually from IT and if we don't recognize and report them, we get a talking-to. It's a good way of keeping employees vigilant.

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (5 children)

A friend (who actually works in IT) apparently has a good system at his company. It actually automates turning real phishing attempts into internal tests. It effectively replaces links etc and sends it onwards. If the user actually clicks through, their account is immediately locked. It requires them to contact IT to unlock it again, often accompanied by additional training.

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[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My last company did this. They'd also send out surveys and training from addresses I didn't recognize, so I'd report those, too, only to be told they were legit 😂

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[–] SMITHandWESSON@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I send supervisor emails about stuff I'm not gonna do to my spam folder as well.....

"Did you get the email?"

"Nope, sorry, it looked a little suspicious so I didn't open and sent it to spam.."

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(Opens DOS, frantically types)
“Heh. I was able to SSH right into their jpg with nothing but an Ethernet cable and router grease.”

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

router grease

I don’t think that’s what you think it is sir carefully hides tissues

[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, this isn't cool. Fuck the company, but this will fuck over the users more than anyone.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If company does not give a crap about employee then they don't about customer

[–] nogrub@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

companies care about money everything else is means for the purpes

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I wonder why they'd need my 2FA too, but oh, well... "

[–] AssPennies@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You get a duo push! And you get a duo push! ...

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[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I might care if they paid me a living wage.

[–] hoodatninja@kbin.social 33 points 1 year ago

I’m all for acting your wage, but I don’t want to make victims of anyone who is interacting with my company simply because I was feeling spiteful. The company will be fine, the tons of people who just had their information leaked are the ones who are truly inconvenienced and may face financial repercussions later on when their information is distributed. Just something to consider

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[–] teft@startrek.website 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A good portion of the movie Hackers was social engineering. That's how Mitnick got into a lot of systems as well. Why search for vulnerabilities in apps when people are much easier to manipulate.

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

HACK THE PLANET

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[–] azerial@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder if that's how my old job had 780 gb of source stolen though social engineering.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

780 gb of source code? Sounds a bit overengineered, I bet that was hard to audit for security flaws

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

If there's 780 gb of source code, I doubt anyone there has the wherewithall to do security audits

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pay people enough and this is less likely to happen.

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