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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 46 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I’m trying to calculate how high you’d have to be to think of that

I think the answer is Snoop

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I was going to say Snoop times Willie Nelson, but then I realized that would just be a permanent catatonic state, which isn't very conducive to the creative process..

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 14 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Oh I remember this. LOVE Bill Bailey

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

This is pure fucking genius 😆🥰

[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 8 months ago

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[–] SloppySol@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The way you type that, as I remember the glory of peak Reddit. I remember the feeling of, “there’s probably a subreddit for that.”

I never commented before, but lemmy gives me the hope that this might actually be read. I wonder if there’s a way to condense comments more effectively for the reptile mind that causes actually positive human benefit.

In a website. Time to go back to coding again! Thank you Lemmy!! Whatever this beautiful open source engine is called.

[–] SloppySol@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

“Never,” is an exaggeration, I like to comment when I reach the extreme threshold of my alcohol tolerance and that is a way it probably shows.

[–] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ok, but did you have to also make the title fit old Mc Donald's? That's overkill

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 2 points 8 months ago

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[–] amio@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

Quality reference in the title though.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

And it would be the most epic performance of Old MacDonald's Farm.