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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i ain't see no dark out there

[–] Toes@ani.social 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Check again, looking dark to me

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

maybe over in whatever commie country your from senior but here in the land of FREEDOM AND STRAIGHTS I aint see nothing but gods good light out there.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hey look, that cluster of trees has shadows under it.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

FUCKING OBAMA

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And was it really worth it?

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If it was your child, would you ask the same question?

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Dudes a dick and costs a lot of money.

[–] fah_Q@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Fuck them kids.

[–] goldenbough@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

One cannot save the sunlight, only equip the sunlight with the tools to save itself ☮️

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If this is a reference to the daylight savings time, then... I have no idea. It's not the time to discuss that. Let's see in October.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Correct. We save the daylight in October. In March, we invest the daylight... unless you live south of the equator

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I have it in a box, but I can't open to look at it

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

The only person who can save the daylight is the legendary. DAY MAN, aahaaAaa…

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

and the night sang out a battle cry

Save tonight! Fight the break of dawn!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Kirk and Spock in the engine core, looking at each other through the glass after Spock fatally irradiated himself to save the ship from the Genesis Wave in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

"Daylight... out of danger?"

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Apparently it takes 3 days:

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Good question. everything seems same as before except I guess the Sun comes up a little earlier now or sets later or something, I can never figure it out, but we really need to know if we hadn't switched our clocks, would the sun have exploded?

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sun is coming up later brah

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thank you. Okay but if we hadn't switched our clocks, would the sun have exploded? Did we truly save daylight?

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I have it on good authority that yes, we did. On GOOD AUTHORITY.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Oh god I hope so

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Looks like a high latitude people problem. (This comment was posted by the low latitude gang)