I mostly main last place, but I sometimes come in 10th.
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2023
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Dry Bones
Same. Don't even know who that is as I barely ever played Mario games except for Kart, but I like him.
Yoshi.
Waluigi
Luigi because the L stands for βwinnerβ
Makes sense.
Waaaa
I identify with Waluigi cuz his long legs barely fucking fit in most cars
Toad
Toad on a motorcycle is my go-to! Heβs very light and agile, but can be pushed around too easily
Rosalina, with one of the sport bikes
A Mii that looks like me.
Warrio all day
Waluigi if available, otherwise yoshi.
Mario... Yes i'm that one guy that plays Mario and i'm proud of it!
You and me both, brotha! There's dozens of us!
Shy Guy
I like the black Shy Guy because of his edgy black hoodie.
Iβve always used DK because his weight knocks others out of the way. Slow acceleration isnβt an issue if youβre good at drifting.
Wario. His butt makes me laugh, especially on a motorcycle.
Peach for sure, sometimes DK if I'm feeling rambunctious
Koopa Trooper on the OG Mario Kart, but for some reason I always do better with the Inklings on the newer one.
Either Toad or Yoshi.
Mariokart 8 deluxe:
Tryhard: Tanuki Mario
Casual/200cc: baby luigi
Mariokart DS
Peach, drift stat good
Pink Gold Peach is actually top tier
Tanooki Mario π¦
Always Yoshi, but if heβs already taken then Lakitu or Koopa!
Toad or Shy Guy
Shy guy all the way!
Luigi or Dry Bowser. Or Dry Bones on DS.
Metal Mario
Roy
Always Roy
cat peach
or peach if its not mario kart 8
I've only played Mario Kart on the DS, but I played it a ton. I almost always picked Dry Bones. Something about him in the generic cart just felt right in terms of handling etc.
Toad ftw
I was Dry Bowser for a long time, but now I've switched to Wiggler.
Gold Mario and Gold Kart parts. It started as a self brag (I usually just play solo) then turned into a challenge, then turned into my main. Mainly due to weight and speed.
Petey Piranha and Wiggler have recently shown up as contenders for weight and speed, though, so I might end up trying them more and more.
Yoshi until MK8, now Link. Yoshi had the right balance of speed, weight, and cute, but I can't not use Link.
I would say Princess Peach or Birdo.
Woomy
But I haven't played it for like half a year at this point because I went to play the woomy game instead
Toad on the 64, I like the Koopas on DD, I'm blanking on 8 right now - I like having the quick acceleration of lighter characters to compensate for my screwups!
DK in the streetle! (Or biddybuggy or whatever the bugcar is called)
On Wii I maimed as Luigi on the mach bike
Only MK I played was the original SNES one. I mained Yoshi. π
I have been playing Koopa Troopa since Super Mario Kart, and I don't plan on changing now.
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