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Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake (www.theonion.com)
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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 25 points 8 months ago

This is too fucking real.

I'm so tired.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 21 points 8 months ago

Well then, I have some good news...!

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's the implication. They were never in any real harm.

[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago

Well, because she knows what would happen to her if she did say no.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

That's not oniony; that's just ADHD.