Do you have food? Those looks say 'he has food'
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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My roommate was cooking at the time, so yes.
Hahaha called it
Bobby's mum and dad decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into action.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike, and the Coopers are having sex."
Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
They disapprove, what have you done?
Didn't climb up the wall to pet them?
Must be that. You monster!
reported and blocked
(just kidding!!
They have judged, and found you lacking.
I can feel them judging me from here.
More like puppy toms I'll say :)
Something something bury that bone
From their POV: you are their bitch now!
Horndogs.