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[–] onion@feddit.de 34 points 6 months ago (4 children)
[–] sean@infosec.pub 9 points 6 months ago

Just don't miss your stop!

[–] axsyse@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not all trains. I've yet to see a subway with one

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

That face when you realize the subway car IS the toilet.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Trains get stuck in traffic now?

[–] onion@feddit.de 3 points 6 months ago

Tell me you haven't been to Germany without telling me...

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago
[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not a problem with the new Honda Gottapee

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 months ago

These horrible amalgamations are the best part of image ais

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 months ago

I don't get it. Hot Dog Donut? Sausage bread? Sweet and sav- OH GOD, I GET IT! HOW DO I UNGET IT?

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

This was me when I took IELTS (I lost the battle)

Edit: but well I got a okay grade on IELTS so I kinda no longer care that my pants smell ~~like~~ shit

[–] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I am curious about the fate of the underwear and the pant.

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Underwear in the bin, pants have to be cleaned thoroughly

[–] swearengen@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Good god Lemon.

[–] 01011@monero.town 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Me when I was walking the dogs last Sunday. Just about made it home in time.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

I had the stomach flu one time, got home, dropped my keys and shit myself as I bent down to pick them up.

[–] ryanalexhowell@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

i'd still do it