Stuck in the middle with ewe
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2024
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Shear I am
While I should have known it, my sheep knowledge is rarely maintained due to living in a region where cows and pigs are the norm.
Thank ewe!
That makes more sense, I thought I was being called a sheep
Where do the midnight tokers go, though?
At this time, we have conflicting facts pertaining to the whereabouts of the midnight tokers:
- Maurice is a space cowboy
- He is right here right here right here right here at home
- He plays his music in the sun
- He gets his lovin' on the run
I will post updates as the situation develops.
They are wanted for questioning about the pompitous of love
weee-woooooo
You're looking for the corner of Jokers and Smokers, that's about 5 miles down St. Miller Blvd.
They aren't in this reference sadly.
Dunno, Portland? 🤷
Probably Portland.
You’re going to cut my ear off, aren’t you?
only one of the reasons I'll never see that movie. This song rules.
Everytime I hear this song I can see him dancing around prepping to cut his ear off.
I like the song and the movie....i wouldn't say the movie did anything to ruin the song for me.
Some of y'all are look to ask Steve the Miller about this when your answers would be easier to find on Baker Street
I wonder if that sheep is look for the wheel that thief took?