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We’ve all been there at some point.

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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun personal story time:

Back when I was about 12, my dad and his then-girlfriend lived in a condominium. I was over for the weekend, and needed to take a massive shit.

Take said shit, it won't flush. Go get the plunger. Plunge plunge plunge. Try again. Now it's filling up. Plunge plunge plunge. It's still filling. Panic starts to fill my child heart.

My dad was at work, he wouldn't be home for another 10, probably 12 hours. I needed an adult. Wait, his girlfriend is home!

Embarrassed as shit, I go to her and explain the situation. She assures me I'm just freaking out, it's okay, she can handle a clogged toilet!

So she tries. And tries. Then all I hear is "THERE'S SO MUCH POOP! HOW CAN ONE CHILD MAKE SO MUCH POOP?!"

Turned out there was something going on with the sewer line and I just found out in the worst way possible. I wanted to die when I heard her yelling about the amount of shit backflowing. She wasn't even mad about it, just confused as to why it kept coming.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of this.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it doesn’t flush it’s probably the toilet paper, not your gigantuous dump. So waiting for the paper to dissolve somewhat will help.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I think most flush before wiping, so not sure assuming it’s the toilet papers fault works in every situation.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People flush before wiping?

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I do, seems like a smart to start to the clean up process. I was taught to since I was potty trained.

[–] EarthasaurusRex@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

who tf flushes before wiping

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do, seems like a smart to start to the clean up process. I was taught to since I was potty trained.

[–] EarthasaurusRex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

then you gotta flush twice

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's how you avoid having to call the plumber annually.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

I’ve never called a plumber in my life despite only flushing once per session. But we might be from different parts of the world and experience different default plumbing diameters.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Better than clogging a low flow toilet, newer toilets these days are a nice change.

[–] SpezChokesOnDik@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Flush, poop, raise lid, wipe, flush. That's the correct order.

[–] EarthasaurusRex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

you poop then raise the lid?

[–] tj111@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

What fucking lid?

[–] raistlin@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

I don't know about most...

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 4 points 1 year ago

Flushing twice seems like a waste of water.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wipe my butthole before I poop, poop then wipe so it's ends up like a shit lasagna

[–] oryx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Thank you, very cool!

[–] PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Sooo, how does it feel to find out your weird?

[–] cryptosporidium140@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Since it was a cruise ship it probably didn't end up in a sewer, they actually dump that shit straight into the ocean.

[–] slavojrizzek@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A classic

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It truly is, and I’ve felt the pain of constant toilet clogs myself.

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It’s smart to believe that everybody went through something like this at some point. It makes you feel better about it.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Damn skippy. But I rarely speak of the toilets I’ve clogged, you know so I don’t break the illusion that it’s commonplace.

[–] fugepe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

many such cases

[–] Xepher@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

LMFAO

[–] Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 1 year ago

Paska

[–] Casmael@geddit.social 3 points 1 year ago

Do we have a place for greentext yet or are we not being that specific

[–] cheerjoy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That cleaner definitely tells this story to her relatives all the time lol

[–] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should've used the poop knife.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

They’ll let you take your poop knife onto the ship? I assumed it would be a no go.