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Best Parts Of Trump’s $60 ‘God Bless The USA’ Bible (www.theonion.com)

submitted 9 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] PotentialProblem@sh.itjust.works 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I am so confused. This is the onion… but isn’t this real?! Edit: ahh the content is the joke not the headline

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The onion is just a real news source at this point.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago

They legit should start putting out real articles with their brand of humor and the only difference between an onion and a real article is a tiny logo at the end of the title.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The edited scripture stresses Jesus never would’ve died if Jerusalem had a strong border wall.

LoL oh damn

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God, but exceptions include....

[–] thejml@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

For an extra $20 you can get one that says adultery is okay.

That seems like it’d be a popular option for people in his usual circles. I feel like he’s under selling it at $20.

[–] style99@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

Jerusalem did have some pretty strong towers, though.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Is the Bible readable upsidedown and right side up?

[–] style99@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

Part Where Jesus Encounters 5,000 Hungry People And Runs Them Over With Pickup Truck

For an extra $20 you can get one that says adultery is okay.