I feel personally attacked.

I just started it man. Guess I’ll have to push it back…

Fun to see this while on the toilet after uncoiling some rope, but I bidet.

Dat finger tho

laughs maniacally in bidet

Me lying in bed.

grabs pillow case

Lol got me with this one! Wiping!

But i just ast down..

Shit don't change until you get up and wash your ass

Yes, ma'am 🫡

But I have no toilet paper next to my bed and my name is not Amber!

Laverne!

Mmmmm hmmm

I'm gonna need a chisel and hammer

Too late, it's crusty

Phone poop 😁.

Damn. This was pretty well timed for me. Guess im done here.

That got me exactly in right moment

But I can feel some more up there, I gotta wait for it to come out

Oh, she got me!