DIVORCE
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Your wife is probably a secret Kakoune wizard and recognizes that your skills are decadent.
She's your ex-wife now, right?
:q!
immediate divorce /s
vi is more impressive when you've used ed for a few years. Nowadays, eh.
if your wife wasn't vi-impressed, maybe she already is vi-improved ;-)
:q!