To jerk off 2 guys at the same time you’d also need to know how tall they both were.
No, no,no what you’d really need to know is height from dick to floor—we’ll call that D2F.
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2024
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I think 8 is the maximum though. Even with two more arms, I don't think you could comfortably fit four more dudes in an arc in front of you with a radius of the length of your arm. Since, presumably, you can't reach straight behind you
You don't need to reach..
That Silicon Valley episode was amazing
My first thought was this implies Goro has 4 dicks, so I was going to complain it makes more sense for him to have 2 dicks. But after seeing the other comments, I totally forgot about OTHER dicks! Silly me!
Ah, but what of the feet? Even if you need both feet for one job, that's still another dick or two.
You think he strokes with the same speed and intensity for all of them at the same time, or different?