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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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This made me laugh but I would be sad if my mother saw it

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[–] Haus@kbin.social 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Savage, and I love it.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 18 points 11 months ago

The Onion doesn't take any hostages

[–] d00phy@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago

Youre just giving birth now, youre not mother earth now.

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago

Childfree woman here and I cannot stop laughing.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

Once again, the Onion is almost too on the nose.

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago

Then calls it 'Kaydenn' and job done.